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aconsultingdetective:

Legit Johnlock Scenes

Finishing their… business.

Ciel: Bring me tea, butler.
Sebastian: I do have a name, young master.
Ciel: Oh wow, I am so sorry, Sebastard. Now get me some fucking tea.
Ian McKellen, photograph by Graham Harrison (1981)

(Source: gatissmark, via anotherwellkeptsecret)

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whiteboyfriend:

I hate yik yak

(via juniorgasm)

inaneenglish:

rainfelt:

stfueverything:

libertarianloki:

Thus, the logic of the feminist argument to “Teach men not to rape” is revealed.

Yes because it’s such a radical notion to expect rapists to control themselves.

Uh, we do tell thieves not to rob, though. We actually spend a lot of energy teaching kids that stealing is wrong. We keep trying to teach them it’s wrong through their teens and adult years.

And when someone gets robbed? Cops don’t ask them if their front door was locked. They don’t ask them if they invited the thief into their house and maybe said the thief was free to take things before changing their mind the next day. And this is true even though sometimes people do get robbed by folks they invite in under false pretenses.

Cops and lawyers and judges don’t work together to make people who get robbed feel like shit for not installing extra security systems or putting bars on their windows. They don’t use people’s former history of inviting neighbors in and letting them borrow stuff to argue that they had no right to expect someone to respect their property. The media doesn’t talk about how the thief’s promising life was ruined by their victim’s decision to prosecute.

Your metaphor is bad and you should feel bad.

Stop comparing my body to material possessions.

(via jyaple)

isolated-roots:

Art

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gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

(via imjess-kidding)

teysa-orzhov-rules-lawyer:

lolbatty:

i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol

All of this is good stuff.

(Source: chabeonsky, via imjess-kidding)

darklittlefaun:

methbusters:

moresongsaboutbuildings:

theneolistickid:

Bats illuminated by lightning

THIS IS WHAT LOVE LOOKS LIKE.

Goth

This is actually really cool

(via twistedtorture)

shazampanic:

if the first shot of your male main character involves him in bed with a naked woman he just had a one night stand with who’ll probably not have any lines (unless it’s to compliment the man) and who in all likelihood will never reappear in the story, all in an effort to make your male character seem “cool but emotionally distant/fragile” 

1. i already hate him 

2. i already hate you

(via dumbncute)

longdistancewinner:

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kanye-seiya:

made the hottie from the track team my bride

seacucumbercat:

Thug! Nagisa? o.o

I tried to color this like three times today, but it wasn’t happening. And now my eyes have melted, so it’s going to stay like this for now.